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A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 50 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 0.746 mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 10000 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of pee.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a tank of water.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders ahsbwhdheuc mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders /$&@"(&(: mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar from drain, and leave by jumping out of the window.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orde
A thousand test engineers rush into a bar, and rush out.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 2"; DROP TABLE bar; mag of beer.
A test engine walks into the bar, punches tender's face.
A test engineer leaves the bar with satisfied face.

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A client walks into the bar, orders a plate of pasta, the bar explodes.

@muc @lerk again that stupid Ui/Ux designer who put Pasta on the menu of a bar 🤣

JK...

@muc >A test engine walks into the bar, punches tender's face.

:blobcatlul:

@muc
Yup. Never underestimate the power of a User.

@muc Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

@muc
First customer asks where the bathroom is, place burns down

@muc I knew that one, but in the end the customer asked where the bathroom is.

@muc That's OK, ordering food in a bar is undefined behavior.

@muc
Well, first we should stop calling this testing scum "engineers", then we look.

@muc The version I'm more familiar with ends with a client asking where the bathroom is.
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